TEL AVIV, Israel ... The Israelis are developing an airport security
device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body
scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you,
but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your
person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of
the crap about racial profiling. Plus, those wishing to die for
their cause get their wish. It also eliminates the cost of long
and expensive trials.
Additionally… you're in the airport terminal and hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement: Attention to all
standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce the availability of a
seat on flight 670 to London. Shalom!
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